Chad Temples
That’s me. I’m him.
Once, I was driving home late at night on the back roads of rural Georgia, when out of nowhere a large black helicopter landed in the middle of a soybean field. A shadowy figure wearing nothing but a raccoon skin cap exited the aircraft and skipped like a schoolboy into the oak trees. I often wonder where he is now. Anyhoo!
I have a real soft spot for pristinely dumb ideas and fried soft-shell crabs. When I’m not working and also when I am, I spend my time raising three kids and tending to a growing collection of decrepit film cameras.
Wanna work together, or discuss the sublime perfection of the REM record Automatic for the People? Beep me.
Some things I’ve enjoyed lately:
︎Welcome to Pine Point
︎B*tch I’m Lugubrious
︎Judith Joy Ross
︎Blowback
︎Steven Segal SNL Supercut

Unfit In
We didn’t win this pitch. But I like the headlines, and Milton Un absolutely demolished the vibe. So fuck it. This is what Lee should have bought.
Partner ︎︎︎ Milton Un
We didn’t win this pitch. But I like the headlines, and Milton Un absolutely demolished the vibe. So fuck it. This is what Lee should have bought.
Partner ︎︎︎ Milton Un
Potential Client: Lee






