Chad Temples
That’s me. I’m him.
Once, I was driving home late at night on the back roads of rural Georgia, when out of nowhere a large black helicopter landed in the middle of a soybean field. A shadowy figure wearing nothing but a raccoon skin cap exited the aircraft and skipped like a schoolboy into the oak trees. I often wonder where he is now. Anyhoo!
I have a real soft spot for pristinely dumb ideas and fried soft-shell crabs. When I’m not working and also when I am, I spend my time raising three kids and tending to a growing collection of decrepit film cameras.
Wanna work together, or discuss the sublime perfection of the REM record Automatic for the People? Beep me.
Some things I’ve enjoyed lately:
︎Welcome to Pine Point
︎B*tch I’m Lugubrious
︎Judith Joy Ross
︎Blowback
︎Steven Segal SNL Supercut

Leftovers
One-offs, goofs, personal projects, drunk time-traveling pilgrims. You get the gist.
One-offs, goofs, personal projects, drunk time-traveling pilgrims. You get the gist.
Clients: Ponysaurus Brewing, Burt’s Bees, Personal




Created the brand voice for the perfectly named Ponysaurus Brewing Co. These are some posters we made that people repeatedly stole from the brewery.
A song celebrating Earth Day, made by hitting the earth with mallets and recording its screams. Made with Yung Patchouli.
A short video introducing The Thanksgiver, a pilgrim who fell through a wormhole and became basically the thanksgiving buddha. Don’t think too hard about it. I wrote the lyrics with Ian Fairbrother.